Week 2 - Getting Dirty with Tirdy

Getting Dirty with Tirdy

The Works of Tirdy Works

Published by Christine Turner

Mary Winchenbach, Owner

Here we have a brilliant company coming up in a fresh, steamy storm. You can't deny that Tirdy Works has won the hearts of current, future, and even the few past costumers. How can you not take a double look with Mary Winchenbach spear heading a company that as she states, "Ships shit everywhere." Regardless of whether or not this brown stuff makes you flash your pearly whites in amusement, Mary has made an impact on us as consumers and man are we eating this shit up. (Please don't actually eat any fecal matter of any kind.) Mary's pride and joy of Tirdy Works is based in the beautiful state of Maine. She collects, primarily, moose poop for these delightfully hilarious trinkets and decor. If you're still reading about this crappy business, then buckle up, there's more.

Though the company Tirdy Works is a fresh idea with a not-so-fresh product selection, the objective is clean and clear: to sell crap. Mary states in her interview that she sells each turd for around $5. She goes out into The Great Outdoors and find herself a moose and just follows them until they drop hundreds of specialized income for the company. If you're worried about the sanitary nature of these particular items, don't worry too much. All poop pieces are dehydrated and sealed with a protective waterproof coating before adding decorative features. Mary is a character with a lot of potty humor. She lives for the the laughter that her work brings people. Tons of puns is her other partner in crime while running this internet sensation. Here's Vice's Article Over Tirdy Works that incorporates some additional words from Mary. 

The two platforms used for Tirdy Works is Esty (as shown below) and through Facebook. 

The public is primarily in love with Mary's charisma, humor, and profitable poop. Some just think it's downright gross. Honestly, I can't blame those people, it's literal crap after all. Mary doesn't give a crap however, unless you're interested in buying. She'll sell you the biggest thing of bullshit you've ever seem. If my admiration for these works of art, then perhaps these testimonies will help:

Here we have our main outlier, who does seem to understand that this is pretty shitty:

Outside of this rapid word-of-mouth and free advertising, Mary's demeanor and precision in her elevator speech is what made her internet famous in 2018. Multiple news sources came to interview her during the recording of this spectacular sales pitch. You can watch it in the video added below or in the YouTube link posted here.

As a person who is also filled with sass and a smart ass, I feel that Mary is true to herself and her passions. I would try to retain some humor where appropriate in handling the current clientele. Certain matters that could arise would clearly need a more straightforward, strong, and serious response. Overall, I wouldn't be too worried with this crowd.

What Mary has taught me in her Tirdy Works is to be true to yourself, your brand, your passions, and have some fun in the process. Why not let your creativity shine through the bullshit of the world? I say roll with the crap as it flows and don't loose sight of what makes your reason for doing all that you do. Well, that's all I have for today. For now, enjoy Mary's life and gifts to all us. Shit happens guys.

To highlight on these unique creations, here are some of my personal favorites. 

Poo Poo Platter